Big Mack Attack!

So there you are… Driving down Interstate 85. The miles are limbering up. No, that’s not right. The miles are warming up. Hmm, no. The miles STRETCH on.. that’s it! Where ARE you, anyway? Did you see a sign that said Greensboro? Did you see something gleaming, and a tall sign that looked a little unique?…

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Who Deserves A Break Today?

Riceboro,  Georgia, United States  — Today            I looked at the crow and he looked back.           He said to me, “Son, I don’t want your Big Mac.”           “The Lord’s taking care of me; yes indeed!”          “Now go on, son, help your brother in need.”             I should have said it right away. “What are…

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50 Brite Ideas and Little Life Lessons

It’s time, I think. By now, I really ought to have some measure of collected wisdom to share with the world. I also figure I’d better document it before I forget it all. You probably will read some of these and say, “MY Dad said that!” Or possibly, “Methuselah’s Dad said that!” Anyways, I can’t say I…

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November 10th, High Noon

No Vember? No problem. Haven’t heard from me in a while? Hey, I haven’t heard from you, either! How are you? What’s new? Did that wart go away? Whoops, sorry! At least I didn’t mention your embarassing moustache-dandruff problem. Myself, I just got BIT! That’s right, I just got Back In Town! It was nice to be out of…

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The Undies Song, feat. F.O.T.L.

  What’s all this about making tighty whiteys look good? Ok, well, here you are despite the warning! I hope you had your lunch already; don’t want to spoil anybody’s appetite. Just kidding! I have to say, and I think you will agree, that I DO make these undies look great! Aww, now don’t they look…

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Super Duper Golf Pencil!

Let me start by saying, you are NOT a bad golfer. Nobody EVER talks behind your back about how your handicap is your caveman-like swing, or your Mr. Magoo putting accuracy. Additionally, you do NOT ever cheat. And of course, there is NEVER any money riding on your golf game, because you certainly do NOT wager. OK, now…

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