Archive for August 2010
Graphic Novel
Warning: This IS pretty graphic. I’m not sure how novel, though. A.B.S.: The Graphic Novel THE END! Okay, so that wasn’t much of a novel.. but you have to admit, it didn’t drag on and on, now did it?
Read MoreNitey Nite Story
Nitey Nite Story Nine o’clock is time for Nitey Nite in Fuzzy Quail Hollow. My singing Glow Worm watch jingled, “Five minutes to Nitey Nite!” I had just finished my planet-shaped ginger snaps and , chocolatey milk, and the empty mug and plate were in the kitchen sink awaiting Morning Cleanup. They weren’t alone; the…
Read MoreThe Gross Bacteria-Laden Necktie Sanitizer, a.k.a. The Sani-Tie-zer
Think about it. Neckties get sneezed on, straightened out in the restroom after… whatever… they get food spilled on them, drooled on, and what about your Doctor’s tie? Imagine the viral strains, bacterium, and molds making their home there! And yes, as much as we like to wash our hands and spritz alcohol based sanitizers…
Read MoreYou Like Cardinals? You like Cardinals? …
Well I do! How do you like them cardinals… Or, this cardinal. A miscellaneous sketch. VERY miscellaneous. (Hey, my Grandma liked it.)
Read MoreA Public Service Announcement From Lil’ Gary
SMILE! GOOD FOOD WILL GIVE YOU GOOD TEETH! Of course, if you haven’t got teeth to begin with, this rule doesn’t apply, sorry.
Read MoreDrawings from Wayback…
First, a couple explanations: 1) Never took any drawing or art courses. (You DON’T SAY!) 2) I have never been able to draw much of anything without having an example of it to look at. So if the picture is giraffes, say, rest assured I looked up giraffes in every encyclopedia and magazine I could find,…
Read MoreLil’ Gary Nature-scapes
Those look like rain clouds…. kinda. Finally, Lil’ Gary evidently didn’t see himself as lil’. Wowee wow! So long for now!
Read MoreAww, Somebody Needs a Shrug!
Shrug What comes to your mind when you hear the word “shrug?” No doubt a picture of apathy, an “I could (or couldn’t) care less” attitude – You know, the reaction you get when try to explain to the underpaid counter clerk that “No Mayo” doesn’t mean Extra Mayo, but no tomato, lettuce, or bacon.…
Read MoreEarly Kiddy-garten Artwork
This illustration was for a cookbook compiled of all the kindergarteners’ favorite foods. My first thought: DESSERT! I chose for my favorite: “Applesauce Raisin Spice Cake With Caramel Frosting,” which was later edited to “Carmel Cake.” This is my rendition of it: As you can clearly see, Applesauce Raisin Spice Cake With Caramel Frosting had BOTH kinds of…
Read MoreCecil C. Serpent
Today we interviewed Cecil C. Serpent. GAK: Today we’re visiting with Cecil, the Sea Serpent… CSS: The winged sea serpent. GAK: Ah, and you speak italic, as well. CWSS: (Silence.) GAK: So, as a winged sea serpent, you’re very rare, no? CWSS: Well, there’s a few of us, so I would say medium rare. GAK:…
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