| "Willy Dewitt Really Blew it!"
Off the chart on the Zany Meter! The hilarious misadventures of Willy Dewitt, a stubborn man who refuses to get help, no matter how muchhot water he's in!
Now, the Hickory barber is Willy Dewitt's friend,
But he charges six bucks-- more than Willy will spend.
So, with snippers and clippers, a mirror, and a chair,
Silly old Willy tried to cut his own hair!
That is how Willy's mess and distress first began...
He itched, then he twitched, with clippers in hand.
As his hand shook, it took all the hair off his head,
Then nicked skin on his scalp, and wow! How that bled!
"Egg Salad On Me"
See how miscommunication and indecision leads to the "un-egg-spected!"
If you should get hungry, and happen to stop
At a delicatessen named Ned's Sandwich Shop,
The egg salad sandwich may sound good to you...
But don't order egg salad, whatever you do!
"Go Away, Arny!"
You'll think twice about running off that pesky little brother or sister after you read this!
Go away, Arny! Leave me alone!
Stop bugging me all of the time.
I'd like to do one thing just once
Without you right behind!
"Vera Glum"
Midas Welby, M.D. is on the case of The Woman Who Would Not Smile.
You could tickle her, dance with her,
Do all sorts of clowning...
But it still wouldn't matter,
Vera Glum would be frowning!
"Bananas Bonanza"
Share bananas and bellyaches with two zany chimpanzees, Chip and Zip!
I'm Zip. He's Chip. We're chimpanzees.
We swing on trees. Chip likes to tease.
I see Chip waving from his tree.
What's he got? I'm going to see!
"Mrs. Noodle"
Our reporter was left scratching his head as he followed an unlikely
engineer through her typical (?) day.
You're cutting through the forest;
How on earth will we get back?
Have you never rode a train before?
They always leave a track!
"Jolis Pantalons"
Fancy Pants celebrates diversity, and having fun! How "fitting" that
this story of our hero's search through France for just the right pants
is available in French!
J'ai recu dans un courrier, comme un coup de chance,
Une invitation a me rendre dans un salon de danse.
Maintenant, tout le monde sait que dans ce coin de France
Si vous allez dans ce salon de danse, vous devez porter de jolis
pantalons de danse.
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