(NOT) Monkey Survey

Voice That Sounds Suspiciously Like A Monkey: “Ring, ring!” Man Answering Phone: “Hello?” NOT Monkey: “Not Monkey speaking. What you wanted?” Man: “Um. YOU called ME.” Not Monkey: “Okay. What you want?” Man: “Hmm.” (Not) Monkey: “Okay, Survey Time! You like bananas.” Man: “What kind of survey… Okay. NO. No, I do not like bananas.”…

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