Archive for January 2011
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Absolutely free of charge to all Applegary fans: A wacky mystery item that you can use over and over again, with hilarious results. Inspired by Wacky Packages, invented by Applegary. That’s all we can tell you. Well, OK… here is another hint. This is not what you will receive, but it will be every bit as…
Read MoreNear Hits and Misses
Set the Wayback Machine to fourth grade. I won’t say what year that was. The teacher collected our writing assignments through part of the year, and then, at some point, we compiled them into a book for Mom. I will be completely honest. Mom gave hers back to me. And I threw it away. At…
Read MoreMonkey Business Call
Having backup when you need to make a visit to a business mogul is key. That additional support can really help ease your nerves and anxiety. Or perhaps, as in this case, not. MONKEY BUSINESS CALL Mr. Bizley: “Hello, Mr. Bigshot, pleased to meet you! My name is Mr. Bizley, and this is my…
Read MoreMonkey Butler
IS he a monkey? You decide. Hmmm. Something tells me that guy works for peanuts… I mean, bananas. Of course, he is probably unemployed now. Would you like a monkey butt… butler? G. Applegary
Read MoreReally Short Short! In fact, just a 3 word post! Wow! Plus a footnote. And one picture. But that’s it! Hey, I didn’t say the TITLE was short. The post is, though. Really. Read it.
NOW you know. *(Photograph by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Afiler afiler (from [http://www.afiler.com/page.php?filename=/pchsproducts/P6053389.jpg]) taken at http://www.pvillage.org Pennington County Historical Society.)
Read MoreI No Monkey, Noah!
AUTHOR’S NOTE: While this story might borrow loosely (very loosely) from both the Genesis Flood account and Shel Silverstein’s “The Unicorn,” (recorded as a song in 1967 by the Irish Rovers, thanks, Wikipedia!) the author would like to assure you that the following story is not intended to supplement, correct, or really have any correlation…
Read MoreThank you!
Thank you readers… for reading! Thank you commentators… for commenting! Thank you Askimet… for filtering out the spam, and realizing that “Ass Booty” is not really reading my blogs. Thank you everyone… for just being yourselves! (Except for YOU, Ass Booty.)
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