October 27, 2010

What am I doing? Typing, duh! Oh, okay… projects for applegary currently in the works: 1) You might have noticed that I made Pithy Poems into a separate section instead of keeping them under “Short Shorts.” Wait, that didn’t come out right. Anyways, the poems shall be titled and each have their own post in…

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Tooth And Consequences

 TEETH Isn’t it great we have teeth in our mouth? Without them we’d say words like houth, louth, or spouth. Brushing and brushing them might not be fun, But what if we had no teeth? Not even one? I know one fellow who wouldn’t do well- – The inventor of gum, cause it just wouldn’t…

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Of Nose-Picking

Take Your Pick (seemed right to title this one, but who nose?) Nostril left, or nostril right.. Which shall I clean out tonight? **************** Pickled Peppers’ Perilous Plight Prevented! A peck of pickled peppers, petrified by dread. Propitiously, Peter Piper proceeds to pick his nose instead.

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