Archive for October 10, 2010

Well, as the title makes clear, our monk… that is to say, MAIN character is in need of employment. Let’s see how he does! Author’s Note: Again, we must apologize for the “flingypoop!” This has GOT to stop. Also, apologies to the fine Harris Teeter grocery chain. This in no way implies that you are not…

This is the first installment of what I hope definitively proves that monkeys are ALWAYS funny. In this case, we seem to have a character who consistenly insists that he is NOT a monkey. Is he? Is he no monkey? You, the reader, are left to decide. Enjoy! Have a banana split while you’re at…

This took place, as you will read, in a bar, between a bartender, and his patron, the businessman. Is there a monkey anywhere to be found? Find out for yourself! MONKEY-TINI BARTENDER: So, what will it be? BUSINESSMAN: I’d like a martini, with an olive. BARTENDER: One martini, with a banana, coming right up! BUSINESSMAN:…